He is constantly on the search for new treasures and sometimes he will borrow my van just so he wont have to pass up on a big item like a door or something in Rhode Iron, ouu that's is his favorite Rhode Iron and heavy chandeliers the most heaviest things have the most value to him. he can mearly manage to carry it but, somehow or another he will manage to get it home.
Once getting those "treasures" home he decides who he will gift the item to, it usually will go to his kids or grand children depending on what it is. It always has to stay amongst family so that way when he visits he gets to see what he brought and oh yes he tells us where we should put it or in my case ill have to pull it out or hang something in a blink of an eye if I know hes coming over other wise he will ask where is that particular item he gave me. Every one of us in his family will tease him not to his face tough because, hell be offended we don't appreciate his antiques but some of the things he brings are just outrageous. We have to take it because, if not he will stay upset with us and tell us "the hell with it then" and even though he is speaking in general, he means the hell with the person who doesn't like his taste and he will make a face stay mad the entire time otherwise.
We all laugh in amazement myself included, at some of the things he finds, sometimes we just cant help it to look at it like Ariel in the movie The Little Mermaid how Ariel discovers the fork and is amazed but, doesn't know what the heck it is, that's exactly how we react to "the yonkero's" junk collection we refer to him as "the yonkero" (in other words junk hoarder). I cant make fun of him anymore since, his syndrome has started to rub off on me and I get excited to snoop around in the backyard and throughout his garage. I have to be sneaky about it though because, if he knows i have an interest in something he owns he gets nervous and starts asking me "what you gonna do with it?" and that's the truth he will say it just like that worried i may steal the rest of his treasures ha ha. As a matter of fact I went noising around in the pool area where he has 80 percent of his finds stored in the pool yup i said it. That's is accurate they are stashed in the pool area theres no water in the pool just antiques and treasures to him but to others just plain old junk. Keep in mind he has the biggest pad lock on the door to the pool too just in case someone such as myself may want to steal his things or as he would say "they stoled it" it makes no sense to anybody else but it just means someone is always going to be blamed for when things go missing and it usually is never stolen they just end up elsewhere possibly because there's so many "treasures" around he don't remember where he placed the "treasure". My grand[a Carmelo is Mexican American and speak both English and Spanish but sometimes his words seem to sound a bit odd because he combines two words to one and flips the second word first or makes up names for things that are similar or sounds like they belong for instance, burger king is called "king burgers" and to say leave him alone he says "leave it alone" theres plenty more saying he says and we tease him about it but for so many years we made fun of his saying it caught up to my family as well as, myself sadly that's what happens when your around someone for so long you pick up on his habits. We all understand what hes trying to say but will still laugh especially his grandchild because, some of the things he says we wonder where did he get that? all he watches is The Discovery Channel, The Simpson's, The History Channel and sports. Many times i catch myself speaking funny of not making sense i know its grandpa syndrome ha ha, I didn't realize i was saying anything wrong the other day till my cousins all looked me weird with their eyes hugely and began laughing at me then i realized what i said, i wanted to say leave me some room because i was hanging Christmas lights and i was afraid if they hung them too tight when adding another strand of light to connect together the electricity would have a short or my bulbs would pop so instead of saying give it some room, i said "let it some room" in mind there was nothing wrong with what i was saying, i knew what i meant and they did too because that's the kind of logic we hear all the time at grandpa Carmelo's house however, since i said it they had to stop laugh and call me out on it for always making fun of grandpas none sense words. I could laugh about it now but at the time i was like oh gosh, be quiet you all know what i meant just get back to work. Now that you have a little history on where I got this door you can understand that there will be more antiques i up cycle and no they wont be from a yard sale, thrift store or anywhere else there coming from either my uncles garage of treasures or my grandfathers pool. As i was mentioning above my grandpa is very giving when it comes to money and things but if its about his antiques he has to be the one to give it to you, he dislikes people picking what they want because he knows his things have value to them and he wants to keep it forever and ever till it rots or gets infested with termites like it usually will. I was rushed in and out of the pool so quick he told me "okay ma gay you got it" translation (get out now you got what you wanted leave my stuff alone) min around 500 cabinet doors in there but yet he managed to count how many i took, yes i said 500 and no I'm definitely not exaggerating i will need to take a picture for you to see. He wont like that I'm capturing his things on camera, he may think somebody will see the picture and come and "stoled it" because, Justine showed "those peoples" (another word phrase he uses)
those of you who don't know Carmelo personally he says things that its hard to comprehend what hes trying to convey, he mixes up words by shortening some and adding in his own to where the meaning gets a bit misunderstood. It completely makes sense to him so he expects other to understand but , if you don't he will be upset and walk away. At his present age which is, 83 he has decided to start cussing more often and from time to time when upset if somebody doesn't understand him he will say this famous phrase "the hell with them" and he isn't talking about a group of people its usually just one person but he refers to singular as a plural and vise verse.
sentence just so many of us since, then it trickled down to even myself. I went on a scavenger hunt in my grandpas backyard and at my uncle Carlos as well and stumbled upon this old bi fold door it looks as if it was sitting in the garage maybe 10 years, again I'm not kidding when I speak on these men they have everything in their garages and backyards, alot of things are the same they have 3 of everything just in case "someone stoleded one"
**Usually I have no problem finding antiques to up cyle which is why I rumage through my uncles garage or my grandpa's. This project took me two weeks because I was working of five all at once and some pieces needed more work than others. This is a very time consuming task so, if your the typr of person with little patients it probably wont be wise you tackle this one. There are several steps steps to be taken so lets get started.**
Supplies:
*bi- fold door
*sander
*sandpaper
*masking tape
*edging sander for the tough to get grooves in the wood pain
*safety goggle
*nose mask
*drill
*Rust - Oleum satin paint in black
*spongue roller
*Rust - Oleum chalkboard spray paint or paint in the can
*paint thinner just in case you have any mishaps
*hooks to hang things off of like a dog leash or purse for example
Since I wont be using the entire door, you will need to take apart one side of the door. Slide out the wood pain and keep the side that has entire wood pain framed
sand the entire surface to get a smooth area using your sander
start by painting the surface with a base coat, its easier to use black since the wood will then be sprayed in black chalk paint after
using masking tape, tape off all the areas that wont be painted in black
use a foam paint brush and dont use alot of paint, you want light and thin even coats then let it dry for one hour before applying a second coat
now spray an even coat of the chalkboard paint and let that dry for one hour before applying the next coat of chalk paint. Add hooks for hanging bags, keys or dog leash
*masking tape
*level
*spray mount
*xacto knife or utlity knife
*tape measure
*Ruler triangle
*Elmers glue
*cork in the size desired for the surface
tape off the outer area that you dont want to get sprayed with the adhesive spray mount and let that sit for 15 minutes
spray a generous portion of spray mount to the cork as well and nail it down to a piece of wood so it lays flat and wont curl up and stick to itself, wait 15 minutes before placing it on the wood, it needs to be tacky enough so it can stick.
using the measuring tape and triangle ruler measure out how big you want the cork, take either an xactor or utlity knife for precision cuts. Do not force the blade to make a single cut, be gentle with the cork and run the blade several times before the cut is all the way through the cork. It may take 6 cuts for it to loosen and it will release itself dont pull it off this will rip the cork.
now that you are ready to glue the cork to the wood, I used steel rods to prevent the cork from touching the wood, this spray will stick immediatly which is why i positioned rods in between the two materials so it will give me a chance to see where it will sit and hopefully its centered.
let it dry over night with something that will weigh enough to keep it stuck together. place a towel over the entire suface then place heavy books or paints can work well as long the entire surface is distributed in weight evently
Another message board I made
Some other examples you can do with chalkboard paint:
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